i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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