You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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