Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
