Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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