did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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