So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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