Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
