someone owes me an orgasm
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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