I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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