When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
