ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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