At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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