took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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