Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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