Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just google imaged poop.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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