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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(571): View more from Virginia

it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk

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(573): View more from Missouri

i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

(519): View more from Ontario

there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(607): View more from New York

Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

what happened to you last night?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me

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(712): View more from Iowa

You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.

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