Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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