He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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