Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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