I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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