oh god the rape fog is back!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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