bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so let's talk penis.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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