is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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