No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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