Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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