I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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