We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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