wrigley field is MILF paradise
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Are we still banned from the library?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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