Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
