so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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