i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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