you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I lost the right to judge tonight
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
