Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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