No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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