At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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