She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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