...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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