Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
