I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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