Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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