Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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