Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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