omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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