We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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