I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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