My hand turned me down
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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