Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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