May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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