I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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