you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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