thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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