How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
