Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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