She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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