Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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